Faded Remix

Just woke up from a nap it started in 2022—and honestly? Still not ready.
Faded Remix is running on sloth time, baby. Cream corduroy crown, minty brim, brown mesh, and that soft purple patch like a lavender-scented eye mask for your frontal lobe. He’s not slow—he’s just conserving energy for something really important. Like… thinking about napping again.

Patch word: FADED
Mood: Zoned out but vibing.
Fit: Loose plans, tighter fit.

Might look spaced out. Might be enlightened. Either way, don’t rush him. He’ll get there. Eventually.